Saturday, December 6, 2008

Guide to Dating.





I'm writing a new book about dating. I am tired of watching Ambers flops, and it's time for this bitch to get serious. Dog's eat poop, it's what we do, but to take the poop rather than chew on a big juicy bone is a choice for humans. I'm so confused by the decisions of women today, especially Amber. She should know better. No great dane will come her way unless she makes a massive change.So time to wipe away those tears, and stop checking those lame text messages, and get with it. (Note makeup smeared photos here--yikes,ola)