Tuesday, October 21, 2008

doggie bowling



Amber is working hard today at her job at the Discovery Channel. Her new show (Secret title) is due out in January-and it's alot of fun creating shows and getting paid for it. The show is about the bizarre country activities that we do for fun. When Amber goes to a business meeting she talks about breeding rats and mice that can preen like poodles in a pet show, or building a spam block, or polar bear plunges, jumping frog jubilee's, pumpkin chunking, ski-joring, or even snacking on rocky mountain oysters at the testicle festival. ...and on and on and on.

It's Amber's job to think up ideas, and pitch them with a straight face, book the event, find the characters, build a story around it, and send in the big time insurace guy from New York to get it approved for her crew and host to fly out to God knows where. Ahhh television. This morning Amber whispered in my ear about "doggie bowling" --- using me as a ball, chasing a flashing light. It was no laughing matter, I think she is running out of ideas....and still getting paid for it. ;)